Friday, April 17, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
How Do They Brush Their Teeth?
I was watching the cartoon "Cars" on TV... When it suddenly dawned on me that the cars do not have any hands...
Cocoon and Butterfly
Those who know me will remember that I had been suffering from constipation for the longest time... But in recent months, my problem is almost all gone...
Besides the fact that the Adults have been drowning me with plenty of fruits and water, I've finally learned that it is easier to poot poot sitting down on the toilet bowl then to poot poot standing up and squeezing my butt checks together... DUH...
In the earlier months, the Adults were always very interested in my poot poot movements, so much that I started naming my poot poot according to their shapes and sizes...
Their shapes typically ranges from, "Rock", "Mountain", "Snake", "Worm" etc... While their sizes typically ranges from, "Daddy", "Mummy" and "Baby"..
Just a couple of week ago, I even told the Adults that I had poot poot a "Mummy cocoon" that beacame a butterfly and flew away!!!
Besides the fact that the Adults have been drowning me with plenty of fruits and water, I've finally learned that it is easier to poot poot sitting down on the toilet bowl then to poot poot standing up and squeezing my butt checks together... DUH...
In the earlier months, the Adults were always very interested in my poot poot movements, so much that I started naming my poot poot according to their shapes and sizes...
Their shapes typically ranges from, "Rock", "Mountain", "Snake", "Worm" etc... While their sizes typically ranges from, "Daddy", "Mummy" and "Baby"..
Just a couple of week ago, I even told the Adults that I had poot poot a "Mummy cocoon" that beacame a butterfly and flew away!!!
Mmm
The next time I ask you any question, don't answer with, "Mmm"... unless you are an animal ok?
You can answer with, "Yes", "No" or "Okay" but not "Mmm"...
You can answer with, "Yes", "No" or "Okay" but not "Mmm"...
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